twopinkcarnations:

thecommonchick:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

Like Michael Buble and Santa

lattefoam:

me reblogging yet another photo of a small rural quirky looking house in the middle of a field or valley in some european or scandinavian country: so fun so fresh so sexy

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

that-catholic-shinobi:

wonderbound:

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

That means you’re a selkie love

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

gingerly-writing:

no negativity this year we love ourselves like supervillains

star-eaters:

girlasabodyofwater:

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous